Well, have a nice trip and best wishes to your wife.
祝你一路顺风,并替我向你太太问好。
Hello. Could I please speak to Miss Davis?
喂,麻烦你,请戴维斯小姐听电话。
He loved to be told that one of his imaginary products was temporarily out of stock and he would faithfully promise to call again at some future date, but of course he never did.